He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I enjoy the company of your penis
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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