discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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