just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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