no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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