Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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