He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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