yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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