we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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