haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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