I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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