Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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