This girl is more easily done than said...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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