with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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