I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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