I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize
