so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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