just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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