I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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