its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Randomize
