Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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