I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Randomize
