I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
my shit smells like andre
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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