Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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