All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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