We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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