I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
