your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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