I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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