Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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