I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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