I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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