nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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