And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
