found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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