dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Randomize
