Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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