hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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