We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My feet surprised me
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