If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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