Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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