I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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