bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i just had sex bonerless
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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