Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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