if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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