Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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