You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just saw a hot homeless man
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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