If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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