What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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