Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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