they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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