Tell her she can't have a vagina
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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