I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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