I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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