did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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