To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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