She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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