why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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