That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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